Every version of this site, preserved four posterity.
Most companies hide there past mistakes. We charge admission.
Were it all began: an earnest site-builder consulting page played completely straight. $800/hour, 8-hour minimum, a $10,000 suggested donation, and a red spellcheck squiggle under the word “Your” that nobody at the firm ever noticed. Twelve whole pages of it, including a members login.
The self-hosted rebuild: pure black, glitch-animated hero, and a full catalog of new grammar crimes (“should of”, “weather or not”, “wronger”). Introduced the $8,000 phone-confiscating leadership retreat. Ran in a Docker container, because a static joke site obviously needed one.
“Cleaner, simpler design inspired by the Wayback Machine version” — dark charcoal and olive-gold, celebrity testimonials, coupon code NODISCOUNTS, and math that proudly claims 1970 was 43 years ago. Internally designated GOLD_STANDARD_2.0, which tells you everything about are quality control.
Frozen mid-evolution five days into the current hosting era — the GOLD design growing its booking form, the “Really?” popup that wipes it, and Elon now paying us $1,600. Archived at the time as “yesterday’s site”, which is the most honest thing this company has ever said.
The long-lived flagship: Wrongness Cost Calculator™, the 2026 wrongness assessment quiz, five blog posts of executive-grade nonsense, a booking button that has worked once (in 2019), and prices subject to increase Winter 2026. This is the version your looking at on the homepage right now.
The complete 2027 reposition: an elite global wrongness advisory with a live Wrongness Index, nine practice areas, the W.R.O.N.G.® methodology, and a printable certificate proving you misunderstood the assessment. Currently awaiting sign-off from a committee that has never met.