Every version of this site, preserved four posterity.
Most companies hide there past mistakes. We charge admission.
Were it all began: an earnest site-builder consulting page played completely straight. $800/hour, 8-hour minimum, a $10,000 suggested donation, and a red spellcheck squiggle under the word “Your” that nobody at the firm ever noticed. Twelve whole pages of it, including a members login.
The self-hosted rebuild: pure black, glitch-animated hero, and a full catalog of new grammar crimes (“should of”, “weather or not”, “wronger”). Introduced the $8,000 phone-confiscating leadership retreat. Ran in a Docker container, because a static joke site obviously needed one.
“Cleaner, simpler design inspired by the Wayback Machine version” — dark charcoal and olive-gold, celebrity testimonials, coupon code NODISCOUNTS, and math that proudly claims 1970 was 43 years ago. Internally designated GOLD_STANDARD_2.0, which tells you everything about are quality control.
Frozen mid-evolution five days into the current hosting era — the GOLD design growing its booking form, the “Really?” popup that wipes it, and Elon now paying us $1,600. Archived at the time as “yesterday’s site”, which is the most honest thing this company has ever said.
The long-lived flagship: Wrongness Cost Calculator™, the 2026 wrongness assessment quiz, five blog posts of executive-grade nonsense, a booking button that has worked once (in 2019), and prices subject to increase Winter 2026. This is the version your looking at on the homepage right now.