Legal

Terms of Engagement and Other Binding Instruments

Document W-1970-004 · Effective retroactively · Last amended before you read it · Version 7.0 of 6

This document governs your relationship with Your Doing It All Wrong Inc. You did not know you had one. That is addressed in Clause 1.

Terms of Engagement

These terms apply to all visitors, clients, former clients, and individuals who have merely been described to us.
Disagreement with any provision of these terms constitutes agreement. The firm's position on this is documented in the firm's position on this.
Agreement with these terms indicates that you have misunderstood them. A clarification session is available at the prevailing hourly rate.
Do not read past this clause without written budget authority.
Reading past Clause 4 constitutes a billable engagement. Your engagement commenced at the beginning of this sentence. Welcome. An onboarding invoice follows.

We respect your privacy. We simply do not observe it.
We collected your data before you arrived. Anticipatory collection allows the firm to prepare findings in advance of your mistakes, several of which are already scheduled.
Your data is sold to the highest bidder. This is provided as a client service: the bidder receives a complete briefing on what you should of done, at no additional cost to them.
This website uses cookies to remember your errors between visits. The cookies are correct.
Requests for data deletion are retained indefinitely.

There are no refunds. This clause has been independently verified by us.
The heritage rate of $800 per hour is non-refundable in whole, in part, and in principle. Premium tiers, beginning at $2,700 per hour, are less refundable.
Requests for a refund are reclassified as new engagements and billed at the rate in effect at the time of the disappointment.
A refund was issued once, in 1987, in error. The recipient was invoiced for the error, with interest. The matter is considered closed, and is not.

All content on this website is protected under the doctrine of All Wrongs Reserved.
The phrase “your doing it all wrong” is a registered wrongmark of Your Doing It All Wrong Inc. Unauthorized correct usage is prohibited and will be corrected back.
The W.R.O.N.G.® Framework, the Wrongness Maturity Model™, and the Confidence Without Evidence Index™ are proprietary instruments. The firm defends it's instruments vigorously. Independent discovery of these frameworks constitutes infringement, and flattery.

Nothing on this website constitutes legal, financial, or medical advice. It constitutes billing.
Our advice may be used against you. It frequently is, by us, in subsequent engagements.
Results are not typical. Results are not possible. Any resemblance between our recommendations and an improvement is coincidental and will be investigated.
For all intensive purposes, our findings are final. Appeals are heard annually, in a room that does not exist.

These terms are governed by the laws of the State of Georgia, and denial.
Exclusive venue for all disputes is Conference Room B, 6803 Wrong Way, Watkinsville, GA 30667. Conference Room B is booked.
Disputes are resolved through binding arbitration. The arbitrator is the firm. The binding applies to you.
Any provision found to be unenforceable will continue to be enforced.

These terms may be amended at any time, without notice, retroactively, and have been.
Questions regarding these terms may be directed to our Contact page, where they become engagements.